Monday, February 11, 2008

I'm Concerned



I'm concerned. Dolly went too far. What happened to the rustic American values my "Coat of Many Colors" girl possessed? She started her career with "Dumb Blonde" and now she's released an album called"Backwoods Barbie?" I'm worried, people. A world where Dolly Parton looks like a melted Loni Anderson is no world for this country girl!

Monday, January 28, 2008

One of Them is Sweet


Rudy looks like someone... wait, wait.... I know who it is .....


Saturday, January 26, 2008

Return of the Rat

I am back! I had to abandon my blog for a couple of years, because I was working at a celebrity PR firm. I didn't feel I could comment in an uncensored way on pop culture while I was there, because of the reach of my firm's clients and their extended relationships. For example, in Country Music Video Roundup #1 With Tris and Charles, we made fun of Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora and their chicklet-like teeth- little did we know that just a few months later I would be working at the firm which represented them! Anyway I have left all that glamour behind now and returned to boho-land so I can freely note and mock what I want. It's funny, though, how being forced to read People, Us, In Touch, Star, OK!, Perez Hilton and the like every day destroyed my interest in doing so. It's kinda like how working at a punk label turned me into a Robbie WIlliams / Oasis superfan... Anyway, this post is just to say HI, and I'M BACK, BITCHES. In the words of Portland's greatest band, The Wipers, it's the RETURN OF THE RAT!